Bath Problem Solved!

The past few nights I've decided to give me mum and dad a break and not pester them all night. What brought this on? See the previous post involving a certain black cat, a bottle of kitty shampoo, and lots and lots of water....

The event that brought on said bath was that during one of my midnight escapades in the water closet, mum gave me a rub down and mumbled something along the lines of "ilgh, george, you smell like cat... stinky, male cat" and I finks, "Well, wot do you expect?" Then the next evening, I get aforementioned bath.

So being the intelligent feline that I am, I decided that if I don't wake her up, and she doesn't rub me down, and she doesn't sniff her paws and declare I smell like "stinky, male cat" then I can avoid all future baths! See? I'm brilliant! Genius, in fact.

How to avoid baths: Solved.
How to open the front door: Solution still in progress.