♦Payback

So me mum and dad left me home all by me self on Saturday- no one to play with or pet me. No laps to sleep on, no hands or feet to attack. No one to toss me fishin pole or scratch behind me ears. It was just plain boring. They goes out and have a jolly time in London for the ENTIRE day and I'm stuck at home.

Well, I could tell they were really tired when they got home so I let them sleep and recuperate most of yesterday. They were at least nice enough to feed me when they got home Saturday. But last night, I thought I'd have a little fun with em.

Of course dad slept through the whole thing, but I sure got mum good. I kept gettin up on the dining table and the kitchen counters and knocking stuffs around. Making stuff clank together n all. And mum would come rushin down to sees if I's broken anyfin. Of course I wasn't mad enough to break any of it, I'm not that daft. Mum would skin me! (or at least lock me in a travel carrier again, cept she'd put me in anuver room so's me meowing wouldn't keep her and dad up) I finally gave that a rest  cause I figured I could do it again in the mornin.

So that's what I been doin all day. Well, dad woke her up before I could so I's had to get her back loads of different ways. I been chasing her feet while she walks, trying to trip her. I been up on the counters and the table, making her chase me off. I been running around like mad after the hair band that I stole, jumpin in'n'out o' the laundry basket. Tried jumping in the wash machine but she swatted me off. And I been attacking her hands and arms and got my claw hooked nice and deep in the fleshy bits on one o' her fingers.

But now I fink its nap time and so's I will continue my payback later.