I mean, I jus want to enjoy the garden and the grass and the sky and the flowers and the trees... and kick the stuffin' outta other toms who come into me garden...
But no. Me parents stack up boxes so's I can looks out the window and watch the bloke tramp all over me lovely grass (though its covered with some white stuff at the moment). So I'm jumpin at the front door trying to tell the bugga to sod off and dad comes after me likes he gonna get me and I runs up the stairs. Of course dad gets to go out and rough 'em up a bit but I'm stuck in the house. And me mum's keeping the stairs so's I can't get by and dart out the front door when dad opens it again.
I just want to be free to claim me own bushes. Is that too much to ask?
Maybe your 'pets' need a screened in stroller to take you for walks!
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