Blasted Mouse

So I walks by the table that the computer/telly is on; mum and dad use the telly as a computer screen. And this little white fing catches me eye. It's dartin here and there and everywhere across the screen, and I'm finking, "Man, that bloody thing must be drivin' Mum nuts!" So I jumps up on the table with every intention of catchin' the little bugga. But I can't! The little fing is too quick! Every single time I go to knock it with paw, it just slips away and goes movin' off in another direction! I tried and tried but had to give up. It's just impossible to catch that blasted li'l fing.

Sorry, Mum. I tried to help.