So's I gots jailed again last night for fiddlin with the blinds.
I's just wantin to see outside- all kindsa good things come outside at night and I wanted to watch. So I start pawing at em and trying to swing em away from the window so's to get up underneath and take a peak. And then on the back window, I just bent a pawful of em outta place so's I didn't have to swat them so much. And then I remembered me travel carrier was under mum and dads bedroom window! So's I run up and scratch and meow to be let in the room, which always wakes me mum up, and as soon as she lets me in, I go straight to the window. I jumps up on the carrier and proceed to whack at the bottom of the blinds trying to get em moved so's I can takes a look out back. Then mum chucks me back out. After several repeat attempts, dad decides to put me in my travel carrier in spare room! I only wanted to see outside. And no matter how much I meowed and cried and complained, they couldn't hear me. They just kept sleepin away...
Another update: mum and dad went shopping on Saturday and came back with a bright red collar with a bell! Talk about annoying! I can't move without it ringin and mum and dad can always find me now! I miss being able to sneak attack em at night when its all dark. Bloody bell..
Update no. 3: dad will be home during the day this week and has already encroached on me time with mum. In stead of ME cuddlin with her this mornin, ME wakin her up- instead of her feeding ME first and playing and petting and kissin on ME this morning- DAD gets all the bloody attention. When do I get time with just me self and mum???
Update no. 4: They looked at me this morning, sniffed me, and mentioned the words "smelly", "stinks", "ilgh", and "bath today"... this can't be good.
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I take full credit for the bell suggestion!
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