The Hangover

Mum went and did it! She dragged me to the vet early this morning and before I knows it, me precious gems are gone! The blasted woman had me neutered! As If it's not enough to keep me cooped inside away from all the fun stuff, she goes and does this! Bah... And now I feels like I spent all night at the pub. I'm stumblin' round the house. I keep passin' out and wakin' up in different places- first the carrier, then the kitchen, then next to the table, then the front door mat... And to add insult to me injury, I peed me self whiles I was still sleepin' in me carrier. And if I start to clean me self back there, Doc told mum to stick this bloody plastic cone on me neck... When is Dad going to come home and rescue me??