The Weekend!

Me dad is home! ME mum left Saturday afternoon and when she came back, she brought me dad home! Nows I have me two people back to play with me!

And then on Sunday, me parents went to some big party about it being July 4th, must be an American fing.. and they broughts me back a puppy! He's this wonderful little stuffed chap who I can beat up and bite and run around with in me mouth! He's marvelous!

I love me American parents!

Payback...

So's I'm slowly getting payback against Mum for me surgery...

What she didn't know 'til today was I've been whizzing in her luggage she left open on the floor.
Extra points for me self were scored due to the fact that she still had clothes in it! She spent a good 15 or 20 just trying to scrub the thing!

Serves her right for choppin' off me parts and stuffin' papery stuff in me litter box. At least now she's put some stuff worth diggin' in in it!