Wednesday 26 May 2010

The Front Door!

Me mum will be so proud of me when she returns! I have taught me self how to open the front door!

I tried to show me dad but he had fallen asleep on me couch while watching the picture box. And then when I opens it, the wind goes all crazies and blows it open to bits! I jump on me dad cause I was scared and accidentally scared him back and he frew me across the room! Oops, Sorry Dad!

I still can't to show Mum :)

Friday 21 May 2010

Revenge...

So I'm not too happy with me dad for two reasons:

1- He says I'm smelly and sprayed me with this awful Febreeze stuff.

2- He dragged me to this awful place where they took me temperature in me bum and then stuck me with sharp things- aka The Vet

A Tomcat's Revenge???

I pooped in me dad's backseat on the way home because the chap didn't put me in me travel carrier :)

Sunday 16 May 2010

Mum sent me gifts!

So me mum sent me dad and me gifts by post from the states!

Dad got this little metal flat box thing that makes noise- an iPod?

But me own gifts from mum are much better! She sent a fabulous brush for dad to brush me down every night and every morning. She also sent this little plastic fing that sweeps up cat hair off the furniture and off of ME! Though I don't s'pose it was intended to sweep me, it's like a lovely massage. So now me dad is trained to brush me down and sweep me down every morning and every evening when I jumps in his lap. I let Mum see how much I love 'em when she talks to dad in the box every night. (Dad calls it "Skype". I guess its anoffer one of those silly American fings.)

I talks to me mum on this Skype too! I see her in the box and I meow and squeak at her and she talks right back! I tell her how dad wouldn't let me out to play with the girl cat who lives next door and how he doesn't give me milk every mornin' like she does. And I tell her I miss and she needs to come home to play with me. I do get lonely all day by me self when dad's at work.

Sunday 9 May 2010

He's Home!

So I was sittin round me house all by me self this week except for the lady who acme by to makes sure I had food. I got into lotsa mischief without me mum there to say "No!" I knocked over all the soap bottles into the bath and wrestled with the bath rugs. I rolled all over me mum and dad's bed, making it nice and hairy which I know me dad loves! And I knocked over me mum's picture frames downstairs. Serves her right for leavin' me all alone!

But now me dad is back and boy am I happy to see him! I let him pet me and brush me and sat with him while he talked to mum on the computer. I still haven't figure out how me mum got into that little box... I was still happy to see me dad and wanted to play but he kept tryin to sleep so I'd jump on his head to wake him up or stomp all over him. That's what he gets for sleepin' on me couch.

I'm so happy to see me dad :)