So there's good things and not so good things bout me mum bein home.

Good Things:
1- I love me mum so I'm always happy to see her
2- She gives me milk to drink
3- She brought home a fantastic leather string for me and I run round the house carryin' it in me mouth

Not So Good Things:
1- She doesn't fancy getting outta bed at 5am so she shuts me in me travel carrier when I tries to get her up to play!
2- Unlike me dad, she does not let me outside at all
3- She doesn't fight with me like me dad does so's every time I try to, I gets bopped on the head

I wonder when me dad is comin' home...