The Weekend!

Me dad is home! ME mum left Saturday afternoon and when she came back, she brought me dad home! Nows I have me two people back to play with me!

And then on Sunday, me parents went to some big party about it being July 4th, must be an American fing.. and they broughts me back a puppy! He's this wonderful little stuffed chap who I can beat up and bite and run around with in me mouth! He's marvelous!

I love me American parents!

Payback...

So's I'm slowly getting payback against Mum for me surgery...

What she didn't know 'til today was I've been whizzing in her luggage she left open on the floor.
Extra points for me self were scored due to the fact that she still had clothes in it! She spent a good 15 or 20 just trying to scrub the thing!

Serves her right for choppin' off me parts and stuffin' papery stuff in me litter box. At least now she's put some stuff worth diggin' in in it!

Back to Me Usual Self

Well I'm back to me usual self... almost

I'm still sleepin' a lot but I'm back to sneak attackin' Mum when I pretends to be all sweet and cute.

She gets mad every time I try to bathe what's left o' me pride. She even went so far as to put a cone 'round me neck. I sure showed her though. I was knockin' into all sorts of stuff keepin' her awakes. And then I was smart enough to get it off all by me self!

The only problem is that she put this funny shredded stuff in me litter box. She took out the stuff that's fun to dig in and kick all 'round the bath and put in shredded papery bits and even I fink the bath smells funny now.

Time to 'cause more trouble!

The Hangover

Mum went and did it! She dragged me to the vet early this morning and before I knows it, me precious gems are gone! The blasted woman had me neutered! As If it's not enough to keep me cooped inside away from all the fun stuff, she goes and does this! Bah... And now I feels like I spent all night at the pub. I'm stumblin' round the house. I keep passin' out and wakin' up in different places- first the carrier, then the kitchen, then next to the table, then the front door mat... And to add insult to me injury, I peed me self whiles I was still sleepin' in me carrier. And if I start to clean me self back there, Doc told mum to stick this bloody plastic cone on me neck... When is Dad going to come home and rescue me??

A Mum Popsicle?

Why am I licking me mum's trousers? you ask.

Perhaps powdered sugar? Milk? Bug juice?

Mum may never know....

Summer!

What do I love about summer?

BUGS!

I rather fancy eating the little buggers that fly in the open windows. Flies, beetles, gnats, moths. All taste grand to me! Sometimes me mum gets to 'em first and chucks em or let's them back out but not every time!

So there's good things and not so good things bout me mum bein home.

Good Things:
1- I love me mum so I'm always happy to see her
2- She gives me milk to drink
3- She brought home a fantastic leather string for me and I run round the house carryin' it in me mouth

Not So Good Things:
1- She doesn't fancy getting outta bed at 5am so she shuts me in me travel carrier when I tries to get her up to play!
2- Unlike me dad, she does not let me outside at all
3- She doesn't fight with me like me dad does so's every time I try to, I gets bopped on the head

I wonder when me dad is comin' home...